"Network Marketing"
"Let's Lighten The Load A Little!"

You Just Might Be A Network Marketer If...

• You refer to your kids as your Downline.

• You refer to your spouse as your Upline.

• You have a garage full of water filters.

• You serve colloidal minerals at all your parties.

• You have a wallet full of pre-paid phone cards.

• Your trunk is full of "Dead Doctors" tapes.

• You think it's ok to ask a perfect stranger if they've reached "momentum" yet.

• Your bank account is constantly overdrawn.

• You're not really concerned when the FTC starts asking your company's founder a few questions.

• You don't see anything wrong with eating capsules of stuff we usually scrape out of our aquariums.

• You refer to friends and relatives as your warm market.

• You no longer have a warm market.

• You store all of your vitamins, herbs, minerals, algae, pyruvate, melatonin and DHEA tablets in Tupperware.

• Your Visa card bill reflects monthly charges to some guy named "Big Al."

• You believe it's *possible* that the testimonial about the lady's arm growing back is true.

• You don't see anything odd about driving a pink car.

• You are on a first name basis with the Postman, FedEx Driver, and the UPS driver.

• You think a summer vacation in a "tropical rain forest" is a great way to write off the trip as a business expense.

• You consider the guy you just hit with your car a potential recruit.

• Your company has just been featured on "Inside Edition."

• The phrases "right place, right time" and "ground floor" are a regular part of your vocabulary.

• You'll argue to the death the merits of 3000-year-old Oriental healing remedies.

• You can never make "outside" commitments on a Tuesday or a Thursday night.

• You refer to your genealogy report as your accounts receivable.

• You don't see anything funny about all those Amway jokes.


"Assisting People To Success - One Heart At A Time!" (SM)

Lou Everett, Sr., NWMC

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